Hoe Fo Sho!
Meron akong officemate ang pangalan Suzanne, Suzanne Hollenbach. Wala naman, muka naman siyang normal. Dadating ng alas nuwebe, magla-lunch ng 12pm, uuwi ng alas singko. Sa tingin ko nagpa-panty naman siya unlike someone i know. E anu naman? Wala lang. Medyo napansin ko lang siya dahil sa apelido niya, Hollenbach. Sounds family nu? Isa siyang Hollenbach, isang Hollenbach girl..
Cue music!!
Uh huh, this is my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no Hollenbach girl
I ain't no Hollenbach girl [x2]
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4]
Let me hear you say this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
Puking inang kanta yan! Kung sino man ang nagsulat ng kantang yan puking ina mo! Kahit hindi kita kilala galit ako sayo! This is my shit, tanginang lyrics yan, pati ba naman tae ginagawan na ng kanta! Tapos binanatan pa ng This shit is bananas (B-A-N-A-N-A-S), anak ng puta talaga! Anu yan, hindi natunawan?! Tsk tsk tsk, wala na talagang pagasa ang industriya ng musika!
Pero in fairness catchy yung song ha, napapaindak ako, oh yeah!
Teka, anu ba talaga ang ibig sabihin ng Hollerback girl?
Matapos ang matagal, matiyaga, at masusi kong pagaaral, at bineripika (vinerify!) ng ilang personalidad na kilala sa kaniya kaniyang propesyon, in short ginugel, ito ang napagalaman ko:
- A girl that is willing to be treated like a doormat or booty call. She is a girl that will allow guys to do whatever they want with her and will just wait for them to 'holla back' at them.
Wow booty call! Ohh lala!
- A girl who in another language can be defied as a hoodrat, i.e. a woman who will be at the beck and call of a man or another woman for the purpose of sexual intercourse or another form of sexual gratification.
Sexual intercourse. Sexual gratification. Hrrrrrrrrr.
- "holla back girl" goes waaaaaaaay beyond simply not being a doormat. As noted elsewhere, at it's simplest, a "holla back girl" is one who waits for the lead cheerleader to holler, before she hollers back.
Me like holla back girls!
- A Hollaback Girl is a girl who answers when a scrub hollas up "Yo!" at her from a car. A girl like that ain't got no standards. She'll talk to any guy, no matter how lame or uncool that guy is. A Hollaback Girl is just another step down from a "Ho."
Yo ho!
- A holla back girl is a hoe fo sho or a skank, slut, or whore. You see when a gangsta see's a fine fee or an attractive woman walkin down the street he will holla at this female to see if she is a hoe fo sho. If this female is indeed a hoe fo sho then she will holla back making her a holla back girl.
Hoe fo sho! Awwoot!
So, meron ba ditong willing maging hoe fo sho ko? I'll treat you good as long as you promise to holla back ho!
Notes:
Salamat kay Meryl sa pagaayos ng blog ko na to. Salamat sa paggawa ng layout at kung anuanu pang kaartehan. Ultimong magiging kaapo-apohan mo makikinabang sa kabutihang nagawa mo saken. Magpanty ka na!
